The short version
This is an entertainment and parody app. Its verdicts are jokes, its tests are not scientifically validated, and it is not relationship, psychological, medical, legal, financial, or professional advice. Please use judgment, kindness, and possibly a snack.
Article 1: Emotional Damage Waiver
By using this suite, you agree that hurt feelings, existential dread, sudden urges to text your ex, and walking red flags are solely your responsibility. We are not liable for broken phones, shattered egos, lost friendships, dramatic group chats, or accidentally saying “I knew it” at brunch.
Article 2: Scientific Accuracy
The algorithms powering these tests have zero scientific backing and are powered by pure chaos and caffeine. A result is not a diagnosis, personality assessment, prophecy, lie detector, compatibility score, or evidence admissible in the Court of Your Mother. Randomness wearing a lab coat is still randomness.
Article 3: Relationship Reality Check
Do not use a meme verdict to accuse, diagnose, manipulate, break up with, marry, hire, fire, confront, or subtweet another human. Talk to people directly. Listen. If something feels unsafe or serious, seek help from a qualified professional or trusted person instead of consulting a website with “chaos” in its job description.
Article 4: Professional Advice Is Not Included
Memeprojects does not provide therapy, crisis support, legal counsel, medical care, financial guidance, or a magically competent friend. In an emergency, contact local emergency services. For mental-health concerns, contact a licensed professional or an appropriate crisis resource in your area.
Article 5: Warranty and Liability
The suite is provided “as is,” “as funny as we could make it,” and “probably not peer reviewed.” We disclaim responsibility for overthinking, underthinking, screenshot-based litigation, ruined vibes, algorithmic nonsense, or any consequences of treating satire like scripture.
Article 6: Arbitration
Any legal disputes will be settled via a 1v1 rock-paper-scissors match or an unhinged debate, unless applicable law requires a real process. The winner gets bragging rights; the loser gets a beverage and a chance to calm down.
Article 7: Final Tiny Print
By continuing, you acknowledge that the only guaranteed outcome is that you clicked a button. Results may vary, jokes may miss, and no goblin is monitoring your relationship. Be excellent to each other.